Nasruddin Goes Fishing April 2, 2006
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One day, Mullah Nasruddin decided to go fishing. He called upon his good friend Rabbi Moishe, got their poles and bait together, rented a small rowboat at the local harbor, and off to sea they went. After an amazing afternoon of fishing, the two men had caught thirty fish. An elated Mullah Nasruddin said to Rabbi Moishel, "Better mark this spot so we can come here tomorrow!"
The next day Mullah Nasruddin met up with Rabbi Moishe at the rental harbor for another day of fishing.
"Did you mark the spot?" Mullah Nasruddin asked Rabbi Moishe confidentially.
"Of couse," replied Rabbi Moishe, "I painted a big white X on the bottom of the rowboat."
"You fool!" Shouted Mullah Nasruddin and slapped his forehead, "What if we can't rent that same boat today?!?!?"
- I admire the Pious but I’m not one of them .
Muslim Humour March 30, 2006
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So, I’ve decided that we are going to have a section dedicated to make you laugh. I guessed that all/most of you are pretty bored with your life. So, here is a joke to spice you up…
After the Jum’ah salah, the Imam of a Masjid stands up and makes an announcement. He said, “As-salamu-alaikum brothers and sisters. I hope all of you are doing well. Now, I have a good and a bad news for you. Which one would you like to hear first ?” People replied, “The good one”. The Imam said, “ok. The good news is, we have all the money that we needed to build the new mosque”. Then the people asked, “what’s the bad news?” The Imam answered, “The bad news is, the money is still sitting in your pockets!”
-I admire the Pious but I’m not one of them .
